I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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