Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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