haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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