How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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