We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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