She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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