So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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