Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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