I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
we're making bets on your personal life
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Randomize
