What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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