I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
