Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
