that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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