3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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