My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
