Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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