why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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