Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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