she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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