So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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