Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Man, jail baloney is awful.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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