But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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