so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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