I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm both gender and math confused
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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