Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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