1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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