I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He? As in you personified your dick?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Randomize
