We're like a lot better than the average bears
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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