stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
