shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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