Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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