A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize