How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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