Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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