Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You have to summon your inner elephant
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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