Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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