Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
They took my balls.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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