Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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