Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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