Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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