Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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