Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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