Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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