I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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