It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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