did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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