Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
