I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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