'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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