You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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