I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Randomize
