I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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