Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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