Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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