I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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