i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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