have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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