just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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