Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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